traynors:

you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months

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sadspaghetti:

when you think you’ve screwed something up but it all turns out ok in the end

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anneboleyns:

romanovia:

fun date idea:

take me to comic con

drop me off

leave

pick me up when it’s over tho

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hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

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Stop romanticizing people who hurt you. Six Word Story #48 (via effortless-perfectionist)

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alcohell:

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i almost don’t want to click “view all 5 comments” and ruin the mystery of how spaghetti turned into that

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vinebox:

Then there’s always this family member who say this every family reunion

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shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

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