Q: Are you going to transition? Or is that too personal...

spectredeflector:

Its not too personal for me! I want top but definitely not bottom we dont have the technology to make a dick big enough for me yet 

asked by Anonymous
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ruffledquillpens:

a group of genderfluid people. a genderflood.

(Source: mahoubirdprincess, via thatonelesbiangirl)

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Q: what does puta mean?
asked by tavr0ss
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  • Parent: what does a cow say?
  • Baby: "moo!"
  • Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
  • Baby: "baah!"
  • Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
  • Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"
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  • me: *gets good grade on a test*
  • me: *does the rei laugh*
  • me: *gets bad grade on a test*
  • me: *does the rei scream*
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gothpornstar:

weloveshortvideos:

When Yo Parents Give You More Money Than You Asked 

Vine by MeechOnMars

DAMN SON TOO REAL

(via literallyallmen)

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I wasn’t used to opening up to others. She was opening up to me, but I couldn’t do the same. I really did like her, yet still something held me back. Haruki Murakami; South of the Border, West of the Sun (via strawberriesgonewild)

(Source: , via helpless-and-directionless)

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ideokinesis:

praatpaal:

In which Wilson goes upstairs.

Oh no

(via helpless-and-directionless)

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vagiants:

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

(via ruinedchildhood)

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